Goon Squad. Sounds kinda intimidating. They seemed organized, all their members had xGSx tags, they numbered about 15 - 20. I had a bad feeling about this one. This battle would be decided by 2 matches. Each clan would host one match up to ten. The clan with the most rounds won of twenty matches would be delcared victor for all enternity.
The match started off as a 3 on 3 due to problems
arising in the staffing department. We had TheGreenMeadow,
JJkerr, and Hockeytemper. Dir7y 007 was truant, mysteriously.
We clobbered 3 dudes right off the bat, but something strange
happened, we didn't win? Somehow a fourth player had joined the
fray without us noticing and had taken advantage of the confusion and SOMEHOW
managed to slay us. Needless to say, it was a low blow.
Cowardly to the 8th degree.
We played a few more rounds,
nothing exciting happened. Luckily, dir7y 007 decided to show up
fashionably late, wearing the latest style from Gucci and other Italian
brand names. In the process of trying to get our guy in, and another
one of their members in, they kicked JJkerr and a GS member ended up on
our team. Effe this, I call a redo.
They hosted AGAIN.
By this time I realized that these guys were in no way organzied or
experienced. It was like watching a dog with a long stick in his
mouth trying to enter a narrow doorway. Retarded. We finally
were ready to rock on fuel depot. 4 v 4. Now, I just want to point out
that the more The Squanderers do battle, the more bitch-smacking we
do! HockeyTemper was throwing mad-ass
nades! JJkerr was
a sneaky salamander shotgun-slaying superhero! (How's that for
alliteration?) And Dir7y 007 and I just plain
pwned. It's not very often that a clan gets
ram-rocked on a map of their choosing while hosting. But honestly,
these guys were helpless. We beat them 10
to 7. The only oppostion was xGSxTrIgGeRFinGa. An expert
sniper (also host.) He ended the match with roughly triple the kills
of his teammates, and had a rediculous 32ish
downs. Sniper anyone?
Next match we
hosted, the The Squanderers Trademark map (No pun intended Trademark54)
Escaltion. By this time the Goon Squad were mumbling F words and B
words, and sometimes a BS word into their mics. They were getting so
PISSED! Due mostly to the fact
that we owned them 10 to 5. Leaving the grand total at 20 to
12. How embarassing! After the match, The
Squanderers, being the good sports that we are, told them good game, nice
job.
Silence on their end.
Anger does weird
things to people. It makes them quiet and pissy. It also makes
them want to get killed in another clan battle. We politely declined
the offer, but said maybe another day we can go about exploding their
already lead-bloated corpses. In short, The Goon Squad, poor
sports, noobs, but above all, another clan laid to waste by The
Squanderers.
The MVP awards goes to everyone!
